Grounds keeper Willie
Blswearn.wav- Skinner- "Pull willie. Pull" Willie- "I'm doin' all the pullin' you blouse-wearin' poodle walker"

Bonjour.wav- "Bonjoooouuuuurrrrrrr"

Chalk.wav- "I warnja. Didn't I warnja? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself"

Doontoon.wav- Willie hits Broadway

Grsdscot.wav- "ugggghhh. There's nerrie an animal alive that cun out run a greased Scotsman"

Haggis.wav- "Git yer haggis, right here. Chopped hart n' lungs. Boiled in a wee sheeps' stomach. Taste's as good as it sounds. Good for what ails ya.... ugh. Ugh."

Kilt.wav- Willie rocks out on some bagpipes

Lstwilly.wav- "You'll be back! Ya haven't heard the last of Willie!"

Makeway.wav- "yyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhH! Make way for Willie! *BUMP* I said make way for Willie ya bloated gas bug"

Nessy.wav- "Agch. Back to the Loch with you Nessy"

Paythis.wav- Willie-"You'll pay for this... with your childrens blood!" Wiggum- "Oh right. How ya gonna get 'em? Skeleton power?"

Shinnin.wav- Willie- "Agch. Boy. You read my thoughts. You've got the shinnin" Bart- "You mean 'Shining'" Willie- "Shh. Ya wanna get sued?"

Usedme.wav- "Ya used me Skinner!!! Ya used me!!!"

Watrdown.wav- Skinner- "Go ahead. Water it down some more" Willie- "My God man. I've watered her down as far as she'll go. I cannit water no more"

Willytime.wav- "Now look boy. If your dad goes gaga, you just use that... 'shin' of yours to call me and I'll come a'runnin'. But don't be  readin' me mind between 4 and 5. That's Willie-time"

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